Obama Administration to Announce European Missile Defense Plan

“WASHINGTON – The Obama administration appears likely to adopt a compromise European missile defense plan that shelves many of the components that have been a major irritant in relations with Russia, with an announcement expected Thursday.”

Predicted conservative backlash commentary:

“COMMUNISTS!”

“Obama is endangering the ‘Murcan people by talking to Russia.”

“America’s gettin’ to be more like communism every day, ya heard?”

“Why are we trying to negotiate with Europe anyway? They’re all terr’ists.”

“COMMUNISTS!”

“Nuke’em.”

“COMMUNISTS!”

“WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!”

“Them communists are gonna come over here with them bombs; it don’t matter if they get the lazy Euros, but trying to be friendly with RUSSIA? Just proves that the health plan is socialist.”

“WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF COMMUNISTS!”

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